Black Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper!

Dredged this up from the archives (The Onion - June 1996)
**Warning - Not for the Squeamish!!**

Airbag Instant Winner!

Dredged this up from the archives (The Onion - Nov. 1996)

[Idea] "Tear-off" Email Addresses - This is something I came up with a long time ago, but havent seen anyone doing it...until now. Here is an article about some researchers who are pursuing the concept of disposable E-mail addresses.

[Presentation] Architecting an Application using Microsoft® .NET Framework: Part 1

[Software] AvantBrowser - The best MDI wrapper for IE yet!! Woohoo!!!

[Utilities] Some Free & OpenSource Utilities that R0XX0R:

• FxCop - code analysis tool that checks your .NET assemblies for conformance to the .NET Framework Design Guidelines.
  
• NDoc - NDoc is an extensible documentation generation tool for .NET developers. Creates .CHM files from C# Source!!!
  
• NAnt - A .NET Build Tool - NAnt is a Ant like build tool for .NET
  
• NUnitAsp - NUnitAsp extends the popular NUnit testing framework to allow automated testing of ASP.NET web applications.
  
• NUnit .Net unit testing framework - Unit-testing framework for all .Net languages. Ported from junit, see http://www.junit.org/
  

[Trivia] Arachibutyrophobia
a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

[Trivia] The Graveyard Shift
In Victorian times, there was an intense fear of being buried alive, so when someone died, a small hole was dug from the casket to the surface, then a string was tied around the dead persons finger which was then attached to a small but loud bell that was hung on the surface of the grave, so then if someone was buried alive, they could ring the bell and whomever was on duty would go and dig them up. Someone was on the clock 24 hours a day- hence the grave yard shift.

[Humor] "If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something." - Jack Handy

[Admin] Click Here, to post/edit the whiteboard.

[Poetry]
Somebody who has
too much free time on their hands
will create Haiku

[Quote] "Life is messy, so just find a broom big enough to make the cleanest mess you can." - Lance Hunt